In the land of Cyberspace and the time of stale jokes, the destiny of the jokes rests on the shoulders of a young boy(or man, as the case may be) His name...
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EPISODE 1
A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.'
Akpors stood up and said 'we must find and stop her!'
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Akpors; why are all these people running?
Man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Akpors: if only the winner will get the cup,why are others running?
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Akpors told his servant: go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Akpors: so what, take an umbrella and go!
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Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.
Akpors: why did you have to come so far, instead u could have posted it.
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Akpors at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
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Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: I'm writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
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BJB-007 Flash news:A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more. L.O.L!!!
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