In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
Akpors, with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
He was given a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "Correct," said the boss.
Another glass. "It's red wine, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels." "Correct."
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine.
The Akpors tried it. "It's an Ibo girl, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who the father is"
The director collapsed.
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